What is Gundalorium?
Its the Universe of Guns, Gadgets, and Gear. Basically, a modern-day Big Bang Theory!
Initially, there was only the void, a vast emptiness waiting to be filled with purpose and valor. Then, in a brilliant flash of divine light, the Creator forged the universe of Gundalorium.
The Birth of Gundalorium
As the dust settled, the Creator breathed life into the first citizens of Gundalorium… they were called the Gundalorians – noble warriors imbued with unwavering patriotism and an unshakeable faith. These brave warriors were gifted with an innate understanding of combat, weapontry, service to the community, and a deep reverence for God, Country, and Freedom.
The Creator also gave the Gundalorians a sacred duty: defend freedom and uphold traditional values. The Creator fashioned an arsenal of powerful weapons to aid them in this noble quest, each imbued with virtuous energy.
The Gundalorians are depicted as noble and principled people, deeply committed to laws, justice, and fairness. Their society is built on a strict code of conduct emphasizing hard work, chivalry, honor, and moral goodness. This code of conduct guides their actions and shapes their interactions with others, ensuring that they uphold the values of integrity and respect.
Key Characteristics of the Gundalorians
- Adherence to Laws: The Gundalorians highly value legal structures that promote fairness and justice within their community.
- Chivalric Values: They embody principles of chivalry, which include bravery, courtesy, and a commitment to protecting those who cannot defend themselves.
- Moral Goodness: Their actions are guided by a strong sense of morality, ensuring that they act in just and ethical ways.
- Protection of Citizens: Gundalorians take it upon themselves to safeguard their fellow citizens and family members from evil and wrongdoing. This protective instinct is a cornerstone of their identity.
Community Role
In addition to their conduct, Gundalorians actively engage in community efforts to maintain safety and uphold justice. They serve as defenders against threats, embodying the role of protectors who stand against malevolence. Their commitment to these ideals fosters a sense of unity and trust among their people. This portrayal of the Gundalorians highlights their dedication to creating a society where justice prevails, and individuals can live without fear of oppression or harm.
The Rise of Conflict
As Gundalorium flourished, dark forces emerged from the shadows, seeking to undermine the Gundalorians’ way of life. These insidious enemies, known as the Wokebringers, sought to spread their berserker ideology of chaos and moral relativism across the universe.
The Gundalorians, united in their cause, took a stand against this threat. Led by their most skilled war experts, they fought tirelessly to preserve their beliefs and protect their homeland from the encroaching darkness.
And so, the eternal struggle between the righteous Gundalorians and the freedom-hating Wokebringers began, with the fate of Gundalorium hanging in the balance. The Creator watched over the brave Gundalorians, confident their unwavering spirit and devotion would ultimately triumph over those who sought to destroy their way of life.
WTF is a Gundalorian?
As the dust settled, the Creator breathed life into the first citizens of Gundalorium… they were called the Gundalorians – noble warriors imbued with unwavering patriotism and an unshakeable faith. These brave warriors were gifted with an innate understanding of combat, weapontry, service to the community, and a deep reverence for God, Country, and Freedom.
The Gundalorians are depicted as noble and principled people, deeply committed to laws, justice, and fairness. Their society is built on a strict code of conduct emphasizing hard work, chivalry, honor, and moral goodness. This code of conduct guides their actions and shapes their interactions with others, ensuring that they uphold the values of integrity and respect.
Key Characteristics of the Gundalorians
- Adherence to Laws: The Gundalorians highly value legal structures that promote fairness and justice within their community
- Chivalric Values: They embody principles of chivalry, which include bravery, courtesy, and a commitment to protecting those who cannot defend themselves.
- Moral Goodness: Their actions are guided by a strong sense of morality, ensuring that they act in just and ethical ways
- Protection of Citizens: Gundalorians take it upon themselves to safeguard their fellow citizens and family members from evil and wrongdoing. This protective instinct is a cornerstone of their identity.
Community Role
In addition to their conduct, Gundalorians actively engage in community efforts to maintain safety and uphold justice. They serve as defenders against threats, embodying the role of protectors who stand against malevolence. Their commitment to these ideals fosters a sense of unity and trust among their people. This portrayal of the Gundalorians highlights their dedication to creating a society where justice prevails, and individuals can live without fear of oppression or harm.
A Gundalorian is the ultimate fusion of warrior ethos and tactical professionalism. Imagine the relentless determination of a Spartan, the tactical brilliance of a CIA operative, and the unyielding justice of The Punisher—all wrapped in the cool sophistication of James Bond. A Gundalorian adheres to a strict code of honor, abiding by the U.S. Constitution and U.S. and local laws, knowing that they are fighting for justice with their hands behind their back. But, they are as stealthy as a special ops operative on a black-ops mission, yet when the gloves come off, they fight with the raw power and skill of a UFC champion. A Gundalorian is a master of survival, strategy, and combat, always prepared for any mission with a blend of cutting-edge tech, timeless wisdom, and a touch of roguish charm.
Or…..more realistically….
We all have heroes we admire or characters we connect with…maybe from the military, police, a historical stoic warrior, movie characters, or maybe its a video game, comic character, or whatever crazy sh*t you have dreamed up in your head… who or whatever bada$$ you are or trying to become, that is a Gundalorian…but more importantly a Gundalorian is who you need to be to keep yourself, your family, and your loved ones safe and alive. That my friends, is a Gundalorian. Somone who believes in Freedom, Firearms, and Friendship…But you have to Join the Guild to make it official!
What is the Gundalorian Guild?
The Gundalorian Guild is for us… We focus on Freedom, Firearms, and Friendships. We are the Nerds with guns, we are the defunded police, the Special Agents on slopey roofs, the Special Ops dudes who miss merc’n baddies, the gamers, the Gen X,Y, and Zr’s who want a place to belong, be accepted, and be part of something that doesn’t force-f you into being a lifelong victim or give out participation trophies. Join us – Be real. Be yourself. Be Free. Plus, we have a Kickas$$ loyalty and rewards program, cool merch, and we won’t cyber-stalk you.
So, whether you’re a gun-newb or a seasoned vet, we’re here to help you navigate the jungle of stuff you “need” and quickly find the rest of the sh*t you “want.”
Why Choose Us?
Real-World Experience: We try to only stock products and brands we’ve used and trust. We’re always testing new gear to ensure it meets our high standards. If you want something we don’t have, let us know so we can check it out and make sure its a good fit for all of us.
Diverse Expertise: Not to be confused with DEI…We don’t believe in a one-size-fits-all approach. There’s no “perfect” gun, knife, EDC, or tactical setup—only what’s perfect for you.
We are here to help. We’re dedicated to trying to get it right for you, narrowing down the choices for you while learning from you and building this Gundo-Verse thing together.
How Do I Buy a Gun Online?
If you are legally old enough and are not some dick-wagon supervillain, you can simply search for what you are looking for or give us a call, add it to your cart, and then during the checkout process, select a Federal Firearm Licensee (FFL) to which your new gun will ship, based on your zip code.
- An FFL can spread freedom from their house or a brick-and-mortar gun shop, depending on how they are licensed.
- No firearms can legally ship directly to you as a customer, only to valid and current FFL’s.
- Please call or email your FFL of choice to ensure they are still accepting Firearm Transfers, and to discuss their particular transfer prices and their schedule.
- Once you have the verbal or virtual handshake with your FFL, verify all your personal information is correct during checkout and complete your purchase.
- Over the next day or two, you will receive a series of confirmation emails and a shipping/tracking number.
- Once you receive your tracking number, please send a copy to your FFL so they can look out for your order (BOLO).
- Once your FFL of choice receives your firearm, they will communicate with you and arrange the firearm transfer date/time.
- When you arrive at your FFL or local chosen guns store, you will then be required to complete an ATF Form 4473 which is a universally accepted Federal Background Check form and run your background check through your state and federal system.
- After successfully passing a federal background check and filling out respective local forms, you will pay your FFL the transfer fee, and then you should be good to go.
- Congrats on your new weapon Gundalorian.
- Make sure you save copies of your receipts and any applicable paperwork. This will help if your firearm ever has warranty issues, gets lost or stolen, or you eventually sell it (legally of course). You may need your paperwork as proof of purchase.
Who Are We?
Founded by brothers, Demetrius and Matt, we are the dynamic duo behind the helmets. We are both military veterans and avid firearm advocates. Besides being gun-nerds, we grew up shooting, riding, and raising hell. We are both former athletes whose mind says yes, but our bodies say, “f-no, don’t do it, you’ll regret it tomorrow!” If you want to get in touch with us, start here:
Demetrius: [email protected]
Matthew: [email protected]
